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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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