great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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