Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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