With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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