remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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