I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Randomize
