The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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