So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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