you turned your livingroom into a bong?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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