her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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