ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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