He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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