Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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