it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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