FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I see more hoeing in ur future
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