i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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