I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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