If that was your dad, he is hot
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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