awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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