..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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