People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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