it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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