Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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