yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
