just tell him i said nine months
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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