everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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