I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
what food is Colorado known for?