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• (313): View more from Michigan

  thanks...oh and i got my period

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  told you

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  oh hush

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.

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• (323): View more from California

  i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

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  Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.

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• (661): View more from California

  My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  well, you know. whores of a feather.

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