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(614): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.

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(614): I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on. http://tfl.nu/pnve

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(212): View more from New York

I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro

(630): View more from Illinois

I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth

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(212): I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro (630): I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth http://tfl.nu/vvtz

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(714): View more from California

so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.

(1-714): View more from California

yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...

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(714): so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen. (1-714): yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed... http://tfl.nu/69pu

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(219): View more from Indiana

The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes

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(219): The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes http://tfl.nu/ulxb

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(917): View more from New York City

Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.

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(917): Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses. http://tfl.nu/c9p5

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.

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(612): I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick. http://tfl.nu/mxvd

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break

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(330): I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break http://tfl.nu/u8kr

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(410): View more from Maryland

i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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(410): i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame http://tfl.nu/8cpc

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.

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(412): I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not. http://tfl.nu/jtsf

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(815): View more from Illinois

You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.

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Best Friends For Life.

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(815): You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub. (1-815): Best Friends For Life. http://tfl.nu/ev62

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(631): View more from New York

But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND

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(631): But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND http://tfl.nu/5e4y

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.

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(651): We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom. http://tfl.nu/dyyq

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(970): View more from Colorado

The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.

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(970): The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless. http://tfl.nu/oac7

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(406): View more from Montana

There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.

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(406): There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third. http://tfl.nu/skpd

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.

(716): View more from New York

The apple don't fall far from that tree.

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(704): My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator. (716): The apple don't fall far from that tree. http://tfl.nu/rljy

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