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• (419): View more from Ohio

  "Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  she just took adderol and chased it w dog water

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads

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  Like Teddy Roosevelt

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun

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• (925): View more from California

  The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.

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