HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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