but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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