these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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sarcasm needs its own font
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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