lets start a swedish sibling band together
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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