I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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