party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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