D3 body, D1 cock
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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