That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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