I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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