Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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