did you get engaged???
babies were throwing up all over the place
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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