i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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