I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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