no you cant smoke seaweed
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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