OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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