I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Sober January is a disaster.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
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Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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