Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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