one might say we're banned from that church
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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