So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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