Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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