So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize