What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Green mimosas i think yes
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes