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• (760): View more from California

  What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

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  Cremation, why do you ask?

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  I think we have a bit of a problem

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• (718): View more from New York

  don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

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  did it work

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  that's not the point...

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• (813): View more from Florida

  We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.

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  ..So we should take it off Youtube?

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  The "puke-towel" started to grow something...

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Green mimosas i think yes

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes

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