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Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room

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Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65

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(248): Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room (248): Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65 http://tfl.nu/zat2

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(334): View more from Alabama

Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day

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(334): Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day http://tfl.nu/yiro

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(616): View more from Michigan

You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.

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no

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(616): You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls. (248): no http://tfl.nu/la9c

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?

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please be gone before i get back

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(201): i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf? (914): please be gone before i get back http://tfl.nu/y347

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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(252): I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone http://tfl.nu/p73u

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.

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(506): A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously. http://tfl.nu/nor0

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(315): View more from New York

my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.

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(315): my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say. http://tfl.nu/ygp4

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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.

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(410): 260 beers this month. I need a new hobby. http://tfl.nu/ixdv

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(347): View more from New York

today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud

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it's sad that this is a milestone

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(347): today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud (917): it's sad that this is a milestone http://tfl.nu/b89x

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(941): View more from Florida

i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(941): i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone. http://tfl.nu/fsw6

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated

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(860): Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated http://tfl.nu/83mz

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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.

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(760): She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks. http://tfl.nu/z0r2

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Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.

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(314): Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly. http://tfl.nu/f0vi

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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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(505): Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard. http://tfl.nu/5mz2

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Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.

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(615): Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester. http://tfl.nu/ktfh

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