i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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