Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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