i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
