Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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